Out of the Blue (Quotes, part 2)

I think 2 yo are some of the funniest people. They're thoughts and how they express them is hilarious.



1. Momma, I sooooo huuunngry. I can eat a giraffe.


2. I so get (I forget)


3. C: Hey Momma, there's an airplane.
Me: Oh, wow! Where do you think it's going?
C: Oh, to Ambrose.
Me: Really?
C: Not really. It's going somewhere to drop somebody off.

4. I don't sure. ("I don't remember" and "I'm not sure" all wrapped into one;)

5. I wub you Nelope Rae. And I wub Daddy, and I wub de boys, and I wub you Momma.

6. During communion,
Me: Jesus died to save his people from their sins. Do you know what that means?
C: Jesus died for me, Jesus died for de boys, Jesus died for Daddy, Jesus died for you, and Jesus died for Nelope.
(I guess he does.)

7. (Holding a tiny, metal, play gun making quiet gun noises) This is a whittle gun. It can't shoot by itself; it needs it's momma to help.